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epona_harperLast night, I dreamed that myself, my sister and my brother-in-law were driving through Chattanooga, TN - which was largely under construction and they appeared to be building a replica of the Sunsphere from Knoxville. We drove off at one point onto an unpaved road and all four tires blew out. Fortunately, we had a "Backup Car". An "Inflatable Backup Car (TM)". I'm serious, this was a plastic package a little bigger than a breadbox that contained a bunch of car parts that then had to be inflated and strapped together with velcro. It was pale yellow and white so we looked like a cross between a tiny school bus and the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. We then installed a tiny electric motor and off we went.
Apparently, our destination was a D&D game...and the DM was a sadistic bastard. It was the start of our very first session on a new campaign. Our characters had just "met up in a tavern" when the DM says, "There's a loud roar from outside. Everybody roll a saving throw!" I rolled the lowest, so he handed me a literal flour sack of dice and told me to start rolling damage. I was rolling dice in double handfuls while the others tried to corral them. I finally said, "Dude, if the dice are falling off the table, you're using too many." He then called me a wuss and, since it was obvious he just wanted to kill off the party and make us re-roll characters for some reason, we all abandoned his game.
Apparently, our destination was a D&D game...and the DM was a sadistic bastard. It was the start of our very first session on a new campaign. Our characters had just "met up in a tavern" when the DM says, "There's a loud roar from outside. Everybody roll a saving throw!" I rolled the lowest, so he handed me a literal flour sack of dice and told me to start rolling damage. I was rolling dice in double handfuls while the others tried to corral them. I finally said, "Dude, if the dice are falling off the table, you're using too many." He then called me a wuss and, since it was obvious he just wanted to kill off the party and make us re-roll characters for some reason, we all abandoned his game.
